I found my rules!

Rules of T-mas:

1. Spontaneous dancing is good for the soul.
2. Consider the source.
3. Smile and move on.
4. It never hurts to ask.
5. There's only one way to find out.
6. The only truth is in the past.
7. Think what you want, just don't verbalize.
8. From the people you love, expect nothing, but hope for everything.
9. There are at least 2 sides to every story. The truth is somewhere in the middle.
10. Once is an accident. Twice is coincidence. Three times is a pattern.
11. Do, or do not. There is no "try."
12. Real fear is when there is a threat of bodily harm. Otherwise, it is just reluctance.
13. Stupid people think they know everything. Wise people insist they know nothing.
14. Making excuses is a sure sign that you have done something wrong. No one makes excuses for doing something right.
15. Whatever you are now, you will become more so when you get older.
16. Nothing good can come from getting $300 out of an ATM at 4 AM.
17. The way things are and the way they should be are usually two different things.
18. Be wary of people who say they don't care what other people think. They probably lie about other things, too.

T-mas-isms:

1. It's been one of those weeks, all day long.
2. If that's the bait you gotta use, you're fishin' in the wrong pond.
3. It's like eatin' soup in the rain.
4. It won't stop not working!
5. Why reinvent the wheel?
6. If you've got one foot in a bucket of boiling water and one foot in a bucket of ice water, then on average you're just right.
7. I can only please one person per day. Today's not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good, either.

Quote's by Shell

1. You can't trust squirrels on math tests.
2. Sit on a lump of coal for a while and you'll think twice about eating your enchiladas.
3. I underestimated the power of sheep.
4. Why are you green? Stop being green!
5. At least he won't be licking my eyes.
6. Stop being delusional; you're embarrassing me.
7. I'm not kidding, get up and sit down!
8. That's good. It doesn't make you look so human.
9. If it doesn't shoot Pez, it's not worth **it.
10. I'm really against being happy. It makes people loud.