Rules of T-mas: - Spontaneous dancing is good for the soul.
- Consider the source.
- Smile and move on.
- It never hurts to ask.
- There's only one way to find out.
- The only truth is in the past.
- Think what you want, just don't verbalize.
- From the people you love, expect nothing, but hope for everything.
- There are at least 2 sides to every story. The truth is somewhere in the middle.
- Once is an accident. Twice is coincidence. Three times is a pattern.
- Do, or do not. There is no "try."
- Real fear is when there is a threat of bodily harm. Otherwise, it is just reluctance.
- Stupid people think they know everything. Wise people insist they know nothing.
- Making excuses is a sure sign that you have done something wrong. No one makes excuses for doing something right.
- Whatever you are now, you will become more so when you get older.
- Nothing good can come from getting $300 out of an ATM at 4 AM.
- The way things are and the way they should be are usually two different things.
- Be wary of people who say they don't care what other people think. They probably lie about other things, too.
T-mas-isms: - It's been one of those weeks, all day long.
- If that's the bait you gotta use, you're fishin' in the wrong pond.
- It's like eatin' soup in the rain.
- It won't stop not working!
- Why reinvent the wheel?
- If you've got one foot in a bucket of boiling water and one foot in a bucket of ice water, then on average you're just right.
- I can only please one person per day. Today's not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good, either.
Quote's by Shell - You can't trust squirrels on math tests.
- Sit on a lump of coal for a while and you'll think twice about eating your enchiladas.
- I underestimated the power of sheep.
- Why are you green? Stop being green!
- At least he won't be licking my eyes.
- Stop being delusional; you're embarrassing me.
- I'm not kidding, get up and sit down!
- That's good. It doesn't make you look so human.
- If it doesn't shoot Pez, it's not worth **it.
- I'm really against being happy. It makes people loud.